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These are some lies we made up about Addison.
A giant eland can often be distinguished by Lake Kadijah Dam in the early morning hours gazing at the water.
The Loch Ness Monster can be distinguished frequently by Meacham Creek terrifying people.
A woman having a spear in her head has from time to time been made out suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Addison. Nevertheless, it sure is a bloodcurdling ghost that is better not disrupted.
A huge monkey is from time to time distinguished sawing down a giant tree in Busse Forest South in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An ET from planet Saturn is known to have been witnessed on a small number of occasions late in the night fluttering over Elk Pasture.
A wandering spirit may occasionally be perceived looking at an old man sleeping on a couch in a flat in Addison. Folks here who have witnessed this ghost claim this ghost may be a distinguished former time native of Addison.
The ghost of an aircraft pilot has repeatedly
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been spotted in Abrahamsen Park at night going crazy. People here say that this phantom is perhaps the tormented phantom of a local who used to live here in Addison.
A space man from another solar system is known to have been distinguished on a few occasions in a supermarket in the Addison vicinity.
A space man may frequently be noticed
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crawling out from a manhole on an Addison residential road at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another galaxy may be witnessed time and again snooping in mailboxes in the early morning hours before sunrise in Addison.
A space man from the cosmos has occasionally been noticed playing a song on a harmonica in an Addison apartment.
The ghost of a muscular lumberjack gripping a sizeable axe is from time to time seen seeking a picture in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor quite near the ranger station.
A gargantuan mongoose can now and then be seen in an Addison secondary school on a dark night strolling the halls.
A huge beaver was spotted in Chain O'Lakes State Park outside the park headquarters smoking a cigar.
Christopher Columbus came into sight in a mirror in an Addison flat; the phantom was exclusively observable in the mirror.
A creepy skeleton was spotted in a home close to Addison. The ghost didn't care that there was somebody other there. In
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any event, this ghost certainly is bloodcurdling; one that you don't want to encounter at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Addison
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
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