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An enormous mole is occasionally perceived tossing boulders into Muskrat Lake before dawn.
An extraterrestrial tourist from outer space has allegedly been perceived on a handful of occasions smoking a pipe by Benson Slough.
A young girl in a blood-covered prom dress can once in a while be distinguished walking along a deserted highway close to Addieville. According to what the people who live here claim, this ghost enjoys terrifying foolish folks who come looking for ghosts in Addieville.
A woman with a bottle-green face was observed resting in a chair in a trailer in the neighborhood of Addieville. The ghost spoke of revenging a homicide. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an antagonistic spirit that you don't want to bump into late at night.
A large terrifying dragon showed up chucking stones into the stream at Brushy Creek late at night.
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Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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