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These are some lies we made up about Adair.
William Shakespeare is occasionally witnessed looking bloodcurdling at Diversion Drainage Dam in the early morning hours.
A colossal aardvark is known to have been distinguished on a few instances facing the witness in a sail boat on Sullivan Lake.
A giant dugong can every so often be witnessed in Table Grove Village Square late at night staring crossly at the viewer.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a UFO has repeatedly been witnessed going wild by Brushy Branch.
An extremely large ewe is often seen walking from home to home before sunrise on an Adair avenue.
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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