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These are some lies we made up about Abingdon.
A space invader from deep space was spotted trying to find something in Legion Park before dawn.
A space alien has frequently been distinguished throwing chunks of concrete into the current at Brunk Creek late at night.
An incredibly frightening ghost is frequently noticed looking at the view at Knox Company Conservation Club Lake Dam before dawn.
A gargantuan coyote has allegedly been perceived on one or two instances attempting to grab something by the shore at Knox Company Conservation Club Lake.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another world may often be witnessed by a guy hunting in a forest outside Abingdon.
A space man from another world may be distinguished frequently taking a rest on a bench in a residence in Abingdon.
The ghost of an elderly female gripping a revolver has every now and then been noticed pushing orbs about next to a streetlamp in Abingdon. A local person alleges that this ghost might be a renowned former time dweller of Abingdon. In any case, it is unquestionably a scary ghost that any normal person would not want to run into.
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Ghost Sightings From Abingdon
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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