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These are some lies we made up about Winnebago.
The spirit of a young-looking lady covered in blood has allegedly been observed on frequent occasions at Asylum Point late at night looking down into the water. Regardless of what people exclaim, it without a doubt is a terrifying ghost that should be avoided.
A gigantic koodoo may occasionally be made out staying in a vacant mansion in Winnebago.
A space alien from planet Neptune has often been spotted standing by a desolate road near Winnebago.
A space alien from another world is repeatedly witnessed going out of control in Campbell Creek.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is known to have been noticed on one or two occasions throwing pieces of wood in Abe Rochlin Park late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Winnebago
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
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