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These are some lies we made up about Wilson.
A gigantic woodchuck has from time to time been noticed in Glen Hills County Park on a dark night dragging a body over rocks.
William Shakespeare is from time to time perceived tossing rocks into Glen Lake before sunrise.
A giant lamb is known to have been distinguished on a small number of occasions drinking blood from a beaker before sunrise by a mailbox in Wilson.
A gargantuan dugong can every now and then be seen at night floating down Beaver Creek.
An martian traveler from another world was witnessed guzzling gasoline at Eau Galle E30.184 Dam before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Wilson
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Ghost Sightings From Wilson
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
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