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These are some lies we made up about Whitewater.
A sizeable bloodcurdling monster was seen trying to get cars to stop by the side of a dark road outside Whitewater.
A guy lacking a head was noticed at Old Paper Mill Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise thinking. The onlooker fled right after she made out the ghost. If you talk to the locals, this phantom enjoys terrifying foolish people who are fearless enough to interrupt the quiet in Whitewater.
An ET from another world is repeatedly distinguished glugging down diesel from a fuel pump at a fuel station in Whitewater.
A massive mouse may often be perceived appearing terrifying in the center of Bluff Creek.
The ghost of an old gold digger with a large mustache and an eye patch may be witnessed repeatedly staring angrily at the bystander in Bluff Creek State Natural Area before sunrise. Based on what the folks who live here say, this ghost loves terrifying foolhardy people who come seeking ghosts in Whitewater.
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Copernicus has sometimes been noticed verbalizing into the air as if someone besides was in attendance.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship is rumored to have been made out on many occasions walking a Terrier late in the night on a shadowy Whitewater residential street.
An alien from planet Pluto can from time
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to time be made out staring through building windows in Whitewater at the stroke of midnight.
A very large walrus has regularly been perceived watching cable in a Whitewater living room late at night.
The ghost of a waitress is frequently observed looking for an object quite near Rock Cut State Park. Loads of residents argue this ghost could be the spirit of a resident who passed on here in Whitewater some decades ago.
A Pteranodon may frequently be noticed on a Whitewater residential road before dawn.
A space invader from another planet can be noticed frequently smoking a pipe in Ice Age National Scenic Trail near the ranger station.
A gargantuan yak has every so often been perceived suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Whitewater.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is sometimes noticed looking at a lady sleeping on a futon in a residence in Whitewater.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter has allegedly been seen on many occasions in a shoe store in the Whitewater
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Ghost Sightings From Whitewater
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Ghost Sightings From Whitewater
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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