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These are some lies we made up about White Lake.
A young-looking girl in a blood-splattered prom dress may be made out repeatedly hovering alongside a shadowy road outside White Lake. In any case, it without a doubt is a frightening phantom that any rational person would not want to encounter.
The alien technician of a UFO has occasionally been observed late at night admiring The Ledge.
A woman with a blue face is from time to time made out guzzling gasoline from a gasoline pump at a fueling station in White Lake.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn is rumored to have been perceived on several occasions monitoring the panorama from the summit of Ninemile Hill late at night.
A space man from another galaxy may now and then be spotted in Evergreen River State Fishery Area before sunrise hauling a body over the grass.
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Ghost Sightings From White Lake
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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