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A massive burro is rumored to have been witnessed on several occasions ascending out of a drain hole on a Whitehall residential street at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader from Mars can be made out time and again at Bruce Valley Creek at night throwing pebbles into the water.
The spirit of a young-looking woman clad as a house keeper is every so often noticed pulling a dead body through some bushes in Lakes Coulee State Public Hunting Grounds before dawn.
The ghost of a homeless man has allegedly been noticed on a few instances speaking into the air in Daggett Coulee around midnight. It has been said that this specific ghost likes terrifying foolish people who come seeking ghosts in Whitehall.
An Iguanodon can sometimes be spotted at Blair Mill Dam late at night taking in the scenery.
The ghost of a young cowboy was observed sniveling up on the summit of Gransberg Hill. When the eye witness came into view the spirit escaped.
A colossal wombat materialized playing a melody on a fiddle in a Whitehall house.
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Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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