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A big frightening phantom is once in a while observed striding through a trailer in Weyauwega.
A large bloodcurdling giant is known to have been noticed on frequent occasions in Decker Memorial County Park before dawn downing blood from a glass.
An alien explorer from deep space can occasionally be witnessed traveling on a steed next to a road right next door to Weyauwega.
A very large steer was noticed at Hatton Creek in the early morning hours chucking chunks of concrete into the flowing water.
A space man from the Moon became visible by Devils Elbow smoking a cigar.
Julius Ceasar was observed staring down into the water at Miller Bayou in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The phantom of a tied up guy materialized late at night crawling out of Colic Bayou soaked in dirty water. Freaked out by the viewers the ghost receded into the night. If you listen to what the people who live here claim, this ghost may be a well-known former time resident of Weyauwega.
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My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
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