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These are some lies we made up about West Bend.
A female's body with a dog's head has from time to time been seen destroying a hat in the center of Silver Creek. Regardless of what, this phantom certainly is bloodcurdling; one that should be avoided.
A colossal beaver is every so often perceived staring at the water by Barton WP159 Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader has purportedly been seen on a handful of instances by a lady canoeing in a river outside West Bend.
A huge tiger may once in a while be witnessed resting in a chair in a house in West Bend.
A man having the head of a devil is regularly seen at the shore at Paradise Valley Lake reading a tabloid. Whatever people express, this is an unlikable ghost that is better not disrupted.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another planet is rumored to have been perceived on a small number of occasions clutching a human cranium under a streetlight in West Bend.
Ludwig van Beethoven can be observed time and again
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sniveling in Aibecker County Park at midnight.
An enormous vicuna has from time to time been witnessed shouting up on the summit of Fox Hill.
A fairly rotten human dead body is every so often seen looking down into the water at Echo Point before sunrise. One of the folks who live here firmly declares that this phantom is that of a local
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who dwelled here in West Bend a long time ago.
A gigantic orangutan has been said to have been made out on many instances browsing through the closet in the bedroom of a West Bend apartment around midnight.
A space man from planet Jupiter can from time to time be witnessed seated at the dining table in a West Bend flat.
A dinosaur was witnessed in a wild location near West Bend.
An alien from deep space showed up in Bong State Recreation Area outside the ranger station looking menacing.
The spirit of a farmer having on a straw hat was spotted dispatching a postcard at a West Bend post office. This precise ghost has been spotted frequently in this place.
An alien became visible guzzling diesel from a pump at a gas station in West Bend.
An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space was spotted walking a Poodle at midnight on a murky West Bend lane.
A young girl in a bloody wedding gown was observed peeping through house windows in West Bend at the stroke of midnight. There are many descriptions
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regarding this ghost in the vicinity.
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Ghost Sightings From West Bend
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Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
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