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These are some lies we made up about Watertown.
The ghost of a young-looking female dressed as a house keeper has sometimes been spotted burying a dead body by a big boulder in Clay Park at midnight. In any event, this is a bad spirit that you do not want to meet in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy is now and then perceived gulping blood from a glass on the shore of Heiden Pond. Regardless of what, it's sure a bloodcurdling ghost that any sensible person would not want to meet.
The spirit of a steel-miner has allegedly been seen on a few instances searching for an object beneath a parked truck in a Watertown parking lot before sunrise. Scores of folks who live here claim this phantom is probably the undeceased phantom of a local who used to dwell here in Watertown.
A minotaur can once in a while be witnessed devouring a chicken drumstick before sunrise on a park bench in Watertown.
The spirit of a guy clad as a gardener has often been distinguished at Upper Watertown
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Dam late in the night smoking a pipe.
A woman with a partly transparent body is often made out by Clyman Creek reading a newsletter.
A space invader from Venus is rumored to have been spotted on many instances strolling through a residence in Watertown.
The phantom of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can frequently
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be witnessed in Aztalan State Park quite near the park headquarters crying. Regardless of what folks utter, this is an unpleasant spirit that should be stayed away from.
The spirit of a gentleman dressed in a military outfit has now and then been observed being carried by a mare by the side of a highway in close proximity to Watertown.
An armor from the middle ages with no human being inside is known to have been made out on several instances in a phone booth in Watertown talking on the phone. People here say that this phantom is the undeparted spirit of an old Watertown local resident. One thing is for guaranteed, it unquestionably is a bloodcurdling spirit that is preferably not upset.
An ET from outer space can every so often be witnessed wandering through a Watertown vicinity churchyard.
A somewhat transparent gentleman clad as the captain of a liner was spotted in Ice Age National Scenic Trail by the park headquarters trying to touch something. Frightened by the eye witnesses the ghost faded away into the dark.
A giant
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baboon became visible hanging out in a neglected farmhouse in Watertown.
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Ghost Sightings From Watertown
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Ghost Sightings From Watertown
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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