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These are some lies we made up about Waterloo.
A space alien from planet Jupiter can frequently be observed by Maunesha River sipping blood from a jar.
A lady with a blue-green face may be spotted time and again gazing at the water by Marshall Dam before sunrise. Whatever folks express, this is a bad ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't want to run into.
The ghost of a delivery man is from time to time spotted guzzling motor oil in Firemans Park on a dark night. Nonetheless, it's a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A man's body with the head of a dog is rumored to have been noticed on a few instances trying to get cars to stop down a murky highway outside Waterloo. In any event, it's undoubtedly a menacing spirit that should be left alone.
A female shape can occasionally be observed mailing a letter at a Waterloo post office.
The spirit of a gentleman grasping a sword has repeatedly been observed chatting into the night as if somebody in addition was in attendance.
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Regardless of what people express, this ghost undoubtedly is scary; one that is better not disrupted.
An enormous aardvark is frequently seen shouting in Aztalan State Park at the ranger station.
A woman with worms crawling out of her nose may frequently be made out walking a Rottweiler in the early morning hours before sunrise on a gloomy
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Waterloo residential road. One thing is for guaranteed, this is a hostile ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into before dawn.
A space invader from space has now and then been made out shining a flash light at the entrance to Ice Age National Scenic Trail.
The ghost of a strapped up woman is occasionally perceived staring through house windows in Waterloo at night. According to the people who live here, this phantom is the undead spirit of a long departed Waterloo local resident.
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Ghost Sightings From Waterloo
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
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