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A wandering phantom has once in a while been spotted watching shows in a Walworth living room before sunrise.
An alien vacationer from another world is occasionally observed in Harris Creek downing blood from a container.
An ET from planet Saturn has purportedly been noticed on many occasions taking in the view at Kingsley Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space man from another galaxy may from time to time be perceived going through garbage cans on a Walworth street.
A space man was seen in Birch Grove Park before sunrise smoking a pipe.
An alien explorer from another part of the galaxy materialized floating in the air like a cloud in Walworth.
A space man from another galaxy was spotted gazing down into the water at Black Point in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Walworth
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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