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These are some lies we made up about Vesper.
A man with a big hole through his chest may frequently be seen at Vesper Dam before dawn looking at the panorama.
An martian traveler from the cosmos may be distinguished repeatedly startling people mid stream in Dawes Creek.
An ET from space has every now and then been made out pulling a cadaver across the dirt in Kandy Kane Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A giant civet is sometimes spotted marching from home to home after midnight on a Vesper residential street.
A gentleman having the head of a beast is rumored to have been noticed on a small number of occasions sitting at the dining table in a Vesper flat. One of the people who live here firmly claims that this spirit is that of a resident who settled here in Vesper in the past. One thing is for sure, this is a horrible ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Vesper
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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