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These are some lies we made up about Verona.
A gigantic gemsbok may be observed very often in a flat in Verona.
A woman's body with a bat's head has sometimes been seen at Badger Mill Creek at night flinging boulders into the water.
Vincent van Gogh is now and then witnessed on the top of Badger Mill Hill at night looking at the view.
An extremely large burro may now and then be distinguished looking for a photo in a metal boat on Morse Pond.
An alien tourist from outer space is regularly perceived in Badger Prairie County Park at night dining on a sandwich.
A gigantic hyena is known to have been made out on one or two occasions at Brunner Dam late in the night sipping apple juice.
A guy having the head of a demon may frequently be noticed wandering beside a secluded highway in the vicinity of Verona. In any case, this ghost undeniably is menacing; one that you wouldn't want to encounter around midnight.
A space invader from another solar system can be distinguished
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over and over again emerging in a washroom mirror.
An alien has now and then been witnessed in the early morning hours leading a directed exploration of Devils Chimney to a collection of spirits.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship is now and then made out examining Britt Valley in detail in the early morning hours.
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alien from planet Mars is known to have been seen on a handful of instances looking in Ice Age National Scenic Trail outside the park headquarters.
A Tyrannosaurus can now and then be noticed in the early morning hours before sunrise running after a passing Pontiac on a shadowy highway close to Verona.
A space invader from space was witnessed in the backseat of a Buick by the driver observing the ghost in his rear view mirror before dawn.
An ET appeared pulling up weeds in the back yard of a home in Verona.
A woman alight, carrying a petroleum container was observed relaxing on a stool in a residence in Verona. The witness was terrified and ran away.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object emerged looking creepy outside the entrance to Lake Le-Aqua-Na State Park.
An extremely large chinchilla was spotted gazing furiously at the viewer beside a streetlamp in Verona.
Hansel and Gretel's mom has frequently been spotted wandering from trailer to trailer in the early morning hours before
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sunrise on a Verona lane.
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Ghost Sightings From Verona
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Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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