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These are some lies we made up about Trevor.
The ghost of a young air force pilot has often been observed drifting down on Sequoit Creek after midnight.
A space invader from another planet is often seen pacing through a mobile home right next door to Trevor.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship has purportedly been perceived on a small number of occasions at a public phone in Trevor making a phone call.
An martian tourist from outer space can be noticed repeatedly on the water's edge of Cross Lake repositioning orbs about.
Plato has every now and then been made out calling names of people by the side of a desolate highway in the vicinity of Trevor after midnight.
A gigantic lamb is occasionally made out quite near the entrance to Chain O'Lakes State Park pointing at the eye witness.
An alien from space has been said to have been made out on many occasions examining the vista from the highest spot of Gander Mountain after midnight.
A lady
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with a blue-green face may now and then be perceived at Lake Shangri La Dam very late at night going berserk.
A space invader was noticed down by the water at Columbia Bay scooping out a crater.
A Yeti came into sight burning a picture in Cedar Lake Bog Nature Preserve late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Trevor
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
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