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These are some lies we made up about Townsend.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart may every so often be spotted bass fishing from the shore of Little Pickerel Lake on a dark night.
The ghost of a guy having half his head lost was distinguished near Barney Spring on a dark night flashing a light. The ghost mumbled about revenging an assassination. A man who lives here claims that this ghost likes terrifying foolhardy folks who have the guts to upset the tranquility in Townsend. One thing's for certain, this ghost unquestionably is scary; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
A decapitated woman was made out seated in a beanbag in a flat close to Townsend. The onlooker got freaked out and ran off.
The phantom of an 11 foot colossal man came into view at Jones Spring E31.25 Dam at midnight startling folks. The ghost did not seem to be troubled by the bystanders. One of the local residents strongly declares that this ghost loves frightening unwise people who come trying to locate ghosts in Townsend.
The ghost
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of a teenage girl was witnessed repositioning orbs around in Jones Springs Management Area before dawn. When the ghost was spotted it faded away into the thin air.
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Ghost Sightings From Townsend
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Ghost Sightings From Townsend
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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