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These are some lies we made up about Three Lakes.
A colossal polar bear has supposedly been witnessed on numerous occasions emerging in a restroom mirror.
A large frightening ghost can sometimes be distinguished at Eagle River at midnight heaving pieces of wood into the flowing water. If you listen to the locals, this ghost could be the soul of a resident who died here in Three Lakes in the past. Whatever people express, it without a doubt is a scary ghost that you do not want to run into at midnight.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another world was distinguished smoking a cigar by The Thoroughfare.
A gargantuan doe showed up at Burnt Rollways Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise taking in the surroundings.
An extraterrestrial from space was witnessed reading a pamphlet on the shore of Squash Lake.
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Ghost Sightings From Three Lakes
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Ghost Sightings From Three Lakes
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
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