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A sizeable terrifying giant has supposedly been noticed on a handful of instances at Como Creek at night heaving boulders into the water.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may often be observed watching movies in a Springfield living room on a dark night. One thing is for sure, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A space invader from another world has once in a while been made out browsing through garbage container on a Springfield avenue.
The ghost of an elderly man with a large white mustache is once in a while made out on a Springfield residential road before dawn. In any event, it undeniably is a creepy ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
A female with a sword sticking out of her head has allegedly been noticed on many occasions hovering in the air like a balloon in Springfield.
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Ghost Sightings From Springfield
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Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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