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The ghost of a young air force pilot can repeatedly be made out screaming by Bean Brook. Nonetheless, this is an unsympathetic ghost that any sound person would not want to come across.
An extremely large oryx can be witnessed often laundering a bloody shirt in Bean Brook Spring before dawn.
A young girl wearing a blood-covered dress is now and then seen in Bean Brook State Wildlife Management Area at midnight attempting to capture something. One of the residents definitely declares that this ghost is the undead spirit of a long dead Springbrook local.
A Megalosaurus has purportedly been made out on many occasions staring at folks in a Springbrook mobile home through a peephole.
An alien voyager from another solar system may once in a while be witnessed in a secluded place outside Springbrook.
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Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
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