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These are some lies we made up about Sparta.
The ghost of a guy wearing an armed forces uniform may be witnessed very frequently hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Sparta. Either way, it's a creepy ghost that any sane person would not want to meet.
A woman with a machete sticking out of her head has sometimes been distinguished clutching a cranium in Beaver Creek Park at midnight. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost is that of a person who lived here in Sparta long ago.
A gargantuan dog is sometimes observed looking at a person slumbering on a couch in a home in Sparta.
A gigantic ram has been seen on a few instances at Angelo H629.3 Dam at the stroke of midnight struggling to utter something.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space can once in a while be witnessed in a restaurant in the Sparta vicinity.
An old knight's armor with no person inside was noticed in the early morning hours going to see Balls Bluff. When made out the spirit approached the viewer who
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then ran away.
Leonardo da Vinci appeared terrifying folks in Cannon Valley very late at night.
A space alien from Venus showed up down next to the shore at West Sandy Lake shuffling orbs about.
An ET from another planet was perceived on the top of Link Hill in the early morning hours viewing the landscape.
The spirit of
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a female with a bag strapped around her head was distinguished in Bailey Creek facing the eye witness. There have been several reports about this ghost in the neighborhood. In any event, it sure is a scary phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
An extremely large quagga has regularly been noticed trying on a shirt in a Sparta trailer.
A large creepy phantom is frequently perceived ascending out of a drain hole on a Sparta avenue before sunrise. If you listen to what the folks who live here allege, this spirit likes frightening unwise people who are fearless enough to disturb the tranquility in Sparta.
A huge lovebird has purportedly been seen on a handful of occasions quite near the entrance to Black River State Forest piling chunks of concrete.
A gargantuan mandrill can be noticed frequently poking around in mailboxes late in the night in Sparta.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a UFO has from time to time been noticed in a Sparta school at night wandering the hallways.
A big frightening dragon is
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sometimes distinguished drinking gasoline right by the entrance to Effigy Mounds National Monument.
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Ghost Sightings From Sparta
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Ghost Sightings From Sparta
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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