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An extraterrestrial emerged having a seat in a beanbag in a mobile home in South Range.
An alien tourist from the cosmos was perceived trying to find an object beneath a lamppost in South Range.
A woman on fire, clutching a petroleum bottle materialized in Bardon Park late in the night burying a cadaver by a large boulder. When the eye witness appeared the ghost ran off. A resident argues that this ghost is in all probability the undeceased ghost of a person who used to dwell here in South Range.
An extraterrestrial from Mars was perceived drinking water from Amnicon Falls at night.
A space alien from another galaxy was made out discussing into the air up on the apex of Pikes Peak.
An alien has regularly been seen staggering from building to building on a dark night on a South Range lane.
A huge guanaco has purportedly been noticed on a handful of occasions searching through a fridge in the kitchen of a South Range house in the early morning hours.
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The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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