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An extraterrestrial from another galaxy can once in a while be perceived in EJ Smith County Park before sunrise pulling a body over the grass.
A very large lion was spotted by Morgan Marsh attempting to capture something.
The phantom of a man hauling a sword emerged in a Sobieski area auto part store, pacing the aisles. The ghost didn't mind that there was somebody other near. It has been alleged that this specific ghost could be the spirit of a local resident who passed away here in Sobieski many years ago.
A giant addax was witnessed having a seat at the dining table in a Sobieski mobile home terrifying folks.
A Chupacabra emerged on a dark night drifting along Haller Creek.
A lady with worms crawling out of her eye sockets was observed traveling on a camel by the side of a road near Sobieski. The appearance of the eye witness alarmed the spirit who then disappeared. If you listen to what the people who live here assert, this ghost could be a celebrated former time dweller of Sobieski.
A giant mink was noticed strolling through an apartment outside Sobieski.
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Ghost Sightings From Sobieski
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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