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The spirit of a young-looking woman drenched in blood is regularly distinguished marching in the middle of a wild highway in the neighborhood of Shell Lake.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has purportedly been perceived on one or two occasions screaming mid stream in Bashaw Brook.
The alien technician of an unidentified flying object may regularly be spotted in Clam River State Fishery Area before sunrise struggling to say something.
A guy with a big hole through his upper body may be distinguished often attempting to snatch something next to Bashaw Trout Springs at the stroke of midnight. Local people who have seen this phantom argue this phantom gets pleasure from frightening unwise people who dare to interrupt the calm in Shell Lake.
A lady's body with an animal's head is every now and then made out becoming visible in a bedroom mirror.
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How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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