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These are some lies we made up about Sharon.
A black crow that shifted shape into a female can repeatedly be distinguished hauling a cadaver across the ground in Union Park at midnight.
A massive mongoose may be distinguished frequently marching beside a deserted highway near Sharon.
A big creepy beast has every now and then been seen emerging in a bedroom mirror.
The ghost of a homeless guy is occasionally witnessed shouting names of people by a towering tree in Becks Woods. A number of of the folks here claim this phantom is in all probability the undead phantom of a resident who used to dwell here in Sharon.
A terrifying creature has allegedly been spotted on numerous occasions by Lawrence Creek appearing creepy. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost is the tormented soul of a long dead Sharon local.
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Ghost Sightings From Sharon
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Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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