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These are some lies we made up about Seymour.
A space alien from Jupiter is every so often witnessed being carried by a mare beside a road in the vicinity of Seymour.
A massive chipmunk has been perceived on a small number of occasions covering a body by a sizeable boulder in Rock Ledge Park on a dark night.
The Gingerbread Man can from time to time be noticed at a coin operated phone in Seymour using the phone.
An alien from another planet was distinguished marching through a Seymour area burial ground.
A very large koodoo came into view being in a neglected manor in Seymour.
Galileo was made out standing by a desolate road in close proximity to Seymour.
An ET materialized riding on a motorbike on a dark highway near Seymour.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer was spotted quite near Copper Culture State Park flickering a light.
An alien vacationer from another solar system was seen in a trailer in Seymour.
A giant rabbit has frequently been spotted in a Seymour
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apartment.
A space invader from space is frequently made out marching next to a deserted road right next door to Seymour.
An alien has purportedly been perceived on a handful of instances coming into sight in a bedroom mirror.
The Loch Ness Monster can frequently be seen seated on the floor in a trailer in the vicinity of Seymour.
A very large boar has every so often been observed on a dark night pursuing a passing pickup on a shady highway in the vicinity of Seymour.
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
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