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These are some lies we made up about Saint Germain.
A space invader is rumored to have been made out on numerous instances downing blood from a glass around midnight on a lawn in Saint Germain.
The ghost of a man dressed as a plumber can be noticed over and over again hurling rocks into the stream at Border Creek at the stroke of midnight. Whatever folks express, this is an unlikable spirit that you wouldn't want to meet late in the night.
An martian voyager from another solar system is sometimes distinguished resting at the kitchen counter in a Saint Germain building guzzling orange juice.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto may from time to time be witnessed smoking a pipe beside the shore at Plum Lake.
The spirit of a gentleman sporting a sheriff uniform was perceived striding through an apartment in Saint Germain. Several sightings of this ghost have been described. One thing is for certain, it certainly is a menacing spirit that you shouldn't go looking for.
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Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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