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A headless man has every now and then been distinguished by Brooks and Ross Dam before dawn staring at the water. Scores of residents declare this spirit likes frightening foolish people who come trying to locate spirits in Rothschild. In any event, it without a doubt is a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A space man from planet Saturn is every now and then spotted in Andrew Warren Historic District in the early morning hours before sunrise dragging a cadaver across the ground.
An alien from another planet has been distinguished on a handful of instances on a Rothschild lane around midnight.
A space alien can occasionally be seen gazing at a man slumbering on the floor in a home in Rothschild.
The phantom of a physician with a blood-splattered uniform has often been made out screaming next to the water at Asylum Point.
The ghost of a gentleman clutching a blood-covered sword is regularly noticed trying on
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a jacket in a Rothschild flat. No matter what people exclaim, this ghost undoubtedly is terrifying; one that should be steered clear of.
The alien captain of an alien spaceship can frequently be distinguished up on the pinnacle of Mosinee Hill shining a kerosene lamp.
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Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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