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These are some lies we made up about River Falls.
A massive dromedary has regularly been observed by an old man fishing by a lake near River Falls.
A space invader from outer space has allegedly been observed on frequent instances relaxing on the floor in an apartment in River Falls.
The ghost of a silver-miner can frequently be perceived in Glen Park late at night dragging a dead body across the dirt. Regardless of what folks utter, it is in all certainty a bloodcurdling ghost that you don't want to encounter at night.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object can be witnessed very frequently in Mann Valley at midnight looking chilling.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed as a janitor has every so often been observed by Cernohous Detention Basin H2461.1 Dam at night gazing at the water.
An alien explorer from another part of the galaxy is now and then seen marching from house to house at the stroke of midnight on a River Falls lane.
The ghost of a gentleman
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in a law enforcement outfit has purportedly been witnessed on a small number of instances at Kelly Creek late at night flinging pebbles into the flowing water. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost is almost certainly the undeparted ghost of a person who used to have a home here in River Falls.
The ghost of a security guard with
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a bullet hole in his forehead may once in a while be witnessed hollowing out a crack by the entrance to Afton State Park.
A space invader from Pluto was witnessed browsing through the fridge in the kitchen of a River Falls trailer in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of an aged guy with a large white mustache was witnessed having a seat at the kitchen counter in a River Falls residence. The witness was terrified and fled.
A giant ferret showed up gazing at folks in a River Falls flat through an air vent.
Bigfoot was observed quite near Mississippi National River & Recreation Area slurping root beer.
A space invader from the cosmos was made out trying to get cars to stop in the middle of a murky highway in the neighborhood of River Falls.
A colossal frog has frequently been noticed dispatching a postcard at a River Falls post office.
The extraterrestrial commander of an unidentified flying object is frequently observed verbalizing into the night as if somebody besides was in attendance.
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extraterrestrial tourist from outer space has supposedly been spotted on one or two instances walking a Terrier late at night on a gloomy River Falls residential street.
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Ghost Sightings From River Falls
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Ghost Sightings From River Falls
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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