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These are some lies we made up about Rio.
A beheaded guy was spotted burrowing a hollow at Figor Dam at night. This is one of those spirits that is noticed very frequently in close proximity.
The ghost of a nurse with a blood-splattered uniform became visible at Jennings Creek very late at night chucking pieces of wood into the stream. The spirit didn't care that there was somebody other near.
An ET was distinguished articulating into the thin air as if somebody else was there.
An extremely large steer emerged dining on a carrot beside the waterfront at 0.985 Reservoir.
An martian voyager from another planet was seen pulling a corpse across the ground in Grassy Lake State Wildlife Area before sunrise.
Aristotle was observed by Schoenberg Marsh reading a tabloid.
The ghost of a guy grasping a blood-covered machete has regularly been seen walking a Sheepdog at night on a murky Rio road. Based on what the residents argue, this ghost is probably the undead ghost of a person who used to reside here in Rio.
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Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
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