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These are some lies we made up about Rib Lake.
An alien from outer space can occasionally be spotted staring at the panorama from the top of Spokes Hill before sunrise.
An ET is repeatedly noticed looking in a boat on Niene Lake.
The ghost of a woman with half her head not there is rumored to have been spotted on many occasions attempting to snatch something in Green Grove 4-H Park before dawn. A local says that this ghost loves terrifying foolhardy folks who dare to interrupt the quiet in Rib Lake.
A woman with a machete in her head may regularly be noticed sending a parcel at a Rib Lake post office. One of the local residents definitely claims that this phantom can be the spirit of a resident who died here in Rib Lake a long time ago.
A wandering ghost has from time to time been witnessed pondering mid stream in Alcohol Creek. Some of the locals declare this ghost could be a well-known days gone by local of Rib Lake.
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Ghost Sightings From Rib Lake
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Ghost Sightings From Rib Lake
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
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