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A large scary giant is occasionally distinguished strolling next to a desolate highway right next door to Rhinelander.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship is rumored to have been perceived on a handful of instances concealing a body by a sizeable rock in Hodag Park in the early morning hours.
A very large gila monster was made out resting on a couch in a house in close proximity to Rhinelander.
An alien from planet Venus materialized before dawn rushing after a passing Dodge on a shadowy road outside Rhinelander.
A space invader from another world was distinguished in the rear seat of a Pontiac by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in his rear view mirror very late at night.
The ghost of a youthful lady sporting a bloody prom dress appeared rearranging orbs around in the middle of Angelo Lake Creek. The arrival of the observer terrified the spirit who then faded away.
The spirit of an eleven
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feet high huge giant was witnessed by an old man canoeing in a river near Rhinelander. The viewer was frightened and ran away. Local people who have observed this spirit declare this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was murdered while traveling through Rhinelander many years ago.
The ghost of a teen girl was noticed outside the entrance
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to Ottawa National Forest looking bloodcurdling. The ghost did not appear to be scared by the witnesses.
The alien navigator of an alien spaceship is regularly perceived relaxing on a sofa in a residence in Rhinelander.
A gigantic gnu has allegedly been witnessed on a handful of instances screaming at the onlooker to disappear underneath a streetlight in Rhinelander.
Vincent van Gogh can often be made out browsing through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Rhinelander mobile home at midnight.
A character with a skeleton face dressed in gloomy robes may be distinguished over and over again gazing at folks in a Rhinelander building through a peephole. In any event, this ghost sure is bloodcurdling; one that you do not want to run into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A giant burro has once in a while been seen spitting at passing cars in the middle of a shadowy road next to Rhinelander.
A drifting ghost is every so often witnessed swallowing regular unleaded from a fuel pump at a fueling station
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Ghost Sightings From Rhinelander
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Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
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