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A very large lynx materialized in Firemens Park in the early morning hours smoking a cigar.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune was distinguished by Lowell Dam before dawn gazing at the water.
A space man from another solar system came into sight pulling a body from the ice cold water of Beaver Dam River at midnight.
An extraterrestrial was distinguished nosing around in mailboxes late at night in Reeseville.
A headless man was distinguished playing a piece of music on a harmonica in a Reeseville apartment. Further sightings of this ghost have been conveyed.
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Ghost Sightings From Reeseville
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Ghost Sightings From Reeseville
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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