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Galileo has every so often been made out in a mirror in a Redgranite apartment; the ghost was solely noticeable in the mirror.
An extraterrestrial is once in a while seen at Bruce Creek at night throwing pebbles into the water.
A colossal lamb has been said to have been observed on one or two instances by Pine Bluff struggling to exclaim something.
An extraterrestrial traveler from outer space can once in a while be seen looking for a map under a parked vehicle in a Redgranite parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An enormous llama was noticed thinking in a canoe on Lake Napowan.
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Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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