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These are some lies we made up about Racine.
An alien from another part of the galaxy may sometimes be observed taking a rest in a beanbag in a residence near Racine.
A colossal newt was noticed in Armstrong Park at night pushing orbs around.
A dinosaur emerged before dawn drifting down Hoods Creek.
A huge chipmunk was seen late at night running after a passing Nissan on a murky highway next to Racine.
Rapunzel materialized cutting grass in the front yard of a residence in Racine.
An enormous kinkajou was observed gazing down into the water at Wind Point around midnight.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was made out resting on a stool in a residence in Racine.
The spirit of a street bum has regularly been witnessed in Racine Reef at the stroke of midnight piling chunks of concrete.
Genghis Khan is repeatedly noticed demolishing a glove beneath a lamppost in Racine.
The ghost of an elderly sorceress has purportedly been witnessed
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on one or two occasions quite near Chain O'Lakes State Park glugging down blood from a jar. A number of of the people who live in this town say this ghost gets pleasure from startling people who are courageous enough to interrupt the quiet in Racine. No matter what, it sure is a terrifying phantom that you do not want to meet in the early morning hours.
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space man from planet Jupiter may regularly be seen staggering from apartment to apartment at the stroke of midnight on a Racine road.
A guy with a sizeable hole through his chest may be distinguished often relaxing at the dining table in a Racine residence.
An ET from another world has every so often been distinguished in Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor near the park headquarters smoking a pipe.
A man with the head of a beast is from time to time observed in a wild location close to Racine. Whatever folks exclaim, this is an intimidating spirit that any sane person wouldn't wish to meet.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spacecraft has been said to have been noticed on numerous occasions spitting at passing cars down a shady road outside Racine.
An alien vacationer from space has frequently been distinguished dispatching a container at a Racine post office.
A half decomposed human dead body is often spotted discussing into the thin air as if someone besides was there.
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ghost of a grower having on a hat has purportedly been made out on numerous instances walking a Pit Bull late at night on a shady Racine residential road.
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Ghost Sightings From Racine
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Ghost Sightings From Racine
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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