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These are some lies we made up about Prescott.
A menacing being came into view at night floating down Saint Croix River. The ghost talked about revenging a homicide.
A space invader from planet Mercury was observed scrutinizing Barkley Coulee in detail before sunrise.
A gargantuan platypus came into view sipping blood from a jar up on Dills Mound.
A space man from another solar system was noticed becoming visible in a closet mirror.
An alien has often been spotted sipping root beer by Carter Slough.
A huge kid is regularly distinguished sitting on the floor in a building in the neighborhood of Prescott.
A gigantic crocodile has supposedly been seen on one or two instances late in the night running after a passing Pontiac on a murky highway in close proximity to Prescott.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer can often be seen in the rear seat of a Toyota by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in her rear view mirror very late at night.
A colossal
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kinkajou has every now and then been perceived carrying a headbone down at the water at Eagle Point.
An martian explorer from the cosmos is occasionally distinguished raking leaves in the garden of a mobile home in Prescott.
An alien from Saturn may once in a while be perceived looking at the surroundings at Lock And Dam Number Two at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Prescott
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Ghost Sightings From Prescott
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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