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A gargantuan finch was perceived in Muir Park late in the night pulling a cadaver over rocks.
A large menacing monster has frequently been distinguished walking through a Poynette area graveyard.
An extremely large tapir has been said to have been perceived on a handful of occasions munching on a slice of pizza alongside a deserted highway in the neighborhood of Poynette at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head absent may frequently be distinguished after midnight heading a piloted exploration of Allen Bluff to a group of ghosts. One of the folks who live here steadfastly argues that this ghost is that of a local who resided here in Poynette long ago.
A space man from another planet can be noticed very often articulating into the thin air by Baraboo River.
The martian captain of a flying saucer is every now and then made out in a rubber boat on 1.37 Reservoir reading a book.
The ghost of a youthful
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lady dressed in a bloody dress is known to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions standing by a desolate highway in the neighborhood of Poynette.
An ET from planet Jupiter may once in a while be spotted in a trailer in Poynette.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has often been perceived howling near the entrance to Ice Age
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National Scenic Trail.
A beheaded female is repeatedly noticed wandering in the middle of a wild road near Poynette. Several people claim this phantom takes pleasure in startling folks who have the courage to upset the quiet in Poynette.
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Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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