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A centaur was seen nosing around in mailboxes late at night in Portage.

An extremely large rhinoceros has repeatedly been seen taking a night-time bath at Silver Lake Beach.

A space invader from Pluto is regularly observed dragging a body through some bushes in Blue Star Park at the stroke of midnight.
A gargantuan mountain goat has purportedly been witnessed on many occasions in a Portage highschool before sunrise pacing the hallways.

Christopher Columbus can be noticed very frequently in a mirror in a Portage flat; the ghost was only to be seen in the mirror.

A gigantic canary has occasionally been perceived floating down Baraboo River at night.

A colossal hyena is every now and then seen seeking a book by a parked Jeep in a Portage parking lot around midnight.

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