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These are some lies we made up about Pleasant Prairie.
A huge hartebeest was noticed rummaging around in a cabinet in the bathroom of a Pleasant Prairie house very late at night.
A very large cougar has frequently been distinguished having a seat at a table in a Pleasant Prairie mobile home.
An extremely large crow is frequently perceived in Van Patten Woods Forest Preserve in the early morning hours before sunrise howling at a bush.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto can regularly be perceived drifting along Hastings Creek around midnight.
A mermaid may be perceived very often in David Park at midnight downing apple juice.
An ET from another solar system has once in a while been distinguished staring at folks in a Pleasant Prairie house through a peephole.
A gigantic sloth has supposedly been distinguished on several instances trying to get cars to stop by a dark road near Pleasant Prairie.
An alien may once in a while be spotted posting a packet at a Pleasant Prairie post
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office.
A decapitated gentleman is often seen in Chain O'Lakes State Park outside the ranger station holding a human skull. Based on what the locals declare, this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying unwise people who come trying to find ghosts in Pleasant Prairie.
The phantom of a physician with a bloody uniform has allegedly been noticed
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on a few instances discussing into the night as if somebody besides was in attendance.
A very large dingo may frequently be noticed walking a German Shepherd after midnight on a shadowy Pleasant Prairie street.
An extraterrestrial explorer from space can be distinguished time and again watching television in a Pleasant Prairie living room before sunrise.
A lady with her head and left arm and right leg removed is occasionally perceived flashing a kerosene lamp outside the entrance to Illinois & Michigan Canal National Heritage Corridor.
A massive leopard is rumored to have been spotted on many instances searching through garbage cans on a Pleasant Prairie avenue.
A space alien from planet Pluto can every so often be witnessed on a Pleasant Prairie residential street before sunrise.
A cyclop was noticed hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Pleasant Prairie.
The ghost of a man grasping a blood-covered spear emerged looking at an old man slumbering on a mattress in a home in Pleasant Prairie.
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Several reports of this ghost have been conveyed. Loads of folks who live here assert this ghost may very well be a distinguished former time local of Pleasant Prairie.
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Ghost Sightings From Pleasant Prairie
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Ghost Sightings From Pleasant Prairie
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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