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The ghost of a female having words engraved into her forehead has purportedly been perceived on a few occasions hauling a cadaver from the ice cold water of Austin Creek after midnight. In any case, this is a hostile ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
An alien vacationer from the cosmos may frequently be perceived ascending out of Little Twin Lake drenched in slime late at night.
A space invader from Jupiter may be perceived very often in a rubber boat on Lake Napowan reading a newsletter.
The ghost of a lady with a knife in her neck has now and then been noticed trying on a jacket in a Pine River home.
A colossal canary is from time to time witnessed gazing at the water by Clarks Mill Dam at the stroke of midnight.
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Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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