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An martian voyager from outer space has supposedly been observed on a small number of instances very late at night climbing out of Dennison Swamp soaked in dirty water.
A gargantuan snake can often be distinguished in a Pickerel area clothing store, staggering the aisles.
A man's body with the head of a bat can be distinguished time and again contemplating late in the night by a mailbox in Pickerel.
An extraterrestrial from Venus is once in a while spotted in Bog Brook shifting orbs around.
A feminine shape can sometimes be spotted yelling names of people near Augustyn Springs late in the night. No matter what folks say, this spirit certainly is creepy; one that you would not want to meet very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Pickerel
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Ghost Sightings From Pickerel
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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