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These are some lies we made up about Pewaukee.
The phantom of a 9 feet high enormous giant is known to have been perceived on frequent occasions gazing at the water by Pewaukee Hi.2 Dam very late at night.
The ghost of a female having half her head missing may sometimes be witnessed coming into view in a washroom mirror.
Vincent van Gogh has regularly been witnessed seated in an armchair in a home close to Pewaukee.
An alien from Mars is regularly distinguished down beside Mammoth Spring around midnight going nuts.
A huge waterbuck has been distinguished on one or two occasions very late at night drifting down on Brandy Brook.
A gigantic hog may repeatedly be perceived down near the water at Lake Keesus piling bricks.
A giant parrot may be witnessed time and again in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver observing the ghost in his rear view mirror before dawn.
A space alien from another world has once in a while been witnessed in Bark River Park at the stroke
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of midnight hiding a dead body by a sizeable rock.
A body with a skeleton face having on shady robes is every now and then observed by a man hiking along a trail right next door to Pewaukee.
A drifting ghost may every so often be perceived sitting on a sofa in a flat in Pewaukee.
The phantom of an airline pilot was spotted smoking
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a cigar under a lamppost in Pewaukee. The eye witness escaped immediately after he distinguished the ghost.
The scary ghost of a conquistador materialized conversing into the thin air in Chain O'Lakes State Park by the ranger station. The spirit unmoved that there was somebody else near.
An extraterrestrial was made out browsing through a freezer in the kitchen of a Pewaukee house late in the night.
A chilling skeleton showed up sitting at a table in a Pewaukee residence. When the witness materialized the ghost fled. Residents here allege that this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolhardy people who have the courage to interrupt the quiet in Pewaukee.
A glow-in-the-dark human body was witnessed staring at folks in a Pewaukee house through a keyhole. The arrival of the watcher scared the phantom who then disappeared.
The spirit of a young gentleman in a denim jacket was observed trying to get cars to stop in the middle of a shadowy road in the vicinity of Pewaukee. The ghost spoke of revenging an assassination.
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Ugly Duckling has regularly been observed gulping diesel from a pump at a fuel station in Pewaukee.
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Ghost Sightings From Pewaukee
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Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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