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These are some lies we made up about Peshtigo.
An ET from another solar system can from time to time be spotted in a desolate place in the neighborhood of Peshtigo.
An extraterrestrial was witnessed in Badger Park in the early morning hours before sunrise pulling a cadaver over the grass.
The Abominable Snowman became visible at midnight drifting by on Bundy Creek.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship came into sight looking at the water by Potato Rapids Dam late in the night.
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos was seen trying to seize something down beside Chappee Rapids in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An enormous mole has frequently been noticed at night scrambling out of Dyers Slough drenched in filth.
A large terrifying dragon has allegedly been perceived on one or two instances hitch-hiking by a dark road close to Peshtigo.
A gigantic tiger can repeatedly be distinguished sending an envelope at a Peshtigo post office.
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large otter has occasionally been spotted guzzling unleaded from a gasoline pump at a fuel station in Peshtigo.
The spirit of a young-looking cowboy is once in a while made out walking a Sheepdog before dawn on a gloomy Peshtigo street.
A huge whale has supposedly been noticed on frequent instances peeking through residence windows in Peshtigo very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Peshtigo
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Ghost Sightings From Peshtigo
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
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