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These are some lies we made up about Pembine.
An martian voyager from another solar system has regularly been made out sitting at a coffee table in a Pembine mobile home.
A gigantic alpaca is known to have been seen on frequent occasions in Long Slide Falls County Park late at night searching for a box.
A black as coal snake that transformed into a lady may regularly be seen looking at people in a Pembine home through a keyhole. Whichever way, it's sure a creepy spirit that should be stayed away from.
The ghost of a youthful female dressed as a house keeper has once in a while been witnessed on a dark night checking out Minneapolis Shoal in detail. A number of of the folks who live here allege this phantom may be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in Pembine a long time ago.
A gargantuan eland has been noticed on numerous occasions at Miscauno Pond Dam late at night reading a newsletter.
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Ghost Sightings From Pembine
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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