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An ET from another world is every so often made out in a mirror in a Pelican Lake flat; the ghost was only detectable in the mirror.
The ghost of a delivery man has been observed on numerous occasions at Chicago Point in the early morning hours gazing down into the water. No matter what, it indisputably is a terrifying ghost that is preferably not disrupted.
A space alien may occasionally be made out seeking a photo beneath a parked Buick in a Pelican Lake parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The Mothman has often been noticed laundering a blood-covered scarf in Bellis Spring late in the night.
A gigantic mink is often seen gazing by Enterprise Creek.
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A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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