|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Owen.
Little Red Riding Hood became visible at Owen City Dam at the stroke of midnight appearing chilling.
A space alien from Mars was noticed looking wrathfully at the bystander in the center of Brick Creek.
An extremely large cow emerged on the shore of Sportsman Lake shouting at the witness to be off.
A female with a blue face was made out in Black River County Park before sunrise going wild. The spirit was consumed by the air after being seen.
A man having an axe in his head was noticed snooping in mailboxes late at night in Owen. Panic stricken by the watchers the phantom vanished into the darkness.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Owen
Submit a lie about Owen, Wisconsin:
Other untruthful towns near Owen, Wisconsin:
Withee, Wisconsin, 2 miles away
Curtiss, Wisconsin, 9 miles away
Greenwood, Wisconsin, 9 miles away
Loyal, Wisconsin, 11 miles away
Lublin, Wisconsin, 12 miles away
Dorchester, Wisconsin, 16 miles away
Abbotsford, Wisconsin, 17 miles away
Colby, Wisconsin, 17 miles away
Medford, Wisconsin, 17 miles away
Unity, Wisconsin, 17 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Wisconsin
|
Ghost Sightings From Owen
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
MORE JOKES
|
