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These are some lies we made up about Oshkosh.
The creepy phantom of a Viking has allegedly been noticed on a few occasions around midnight floating along Campbell Creek. In any case, it is unquestionably a scary spirit that you shouldn't go seeking.
A frightening skeleton may be perceived frequently in Abe Rochlin Park on a dark night concealing a cadaver by a big rock.
A space alien from another planet has sometimes been perceived looking down into the water at Asylum Point before sunrise.
A fluorescent human body is once in a while distinguished seated on a couch in a residence in Oshkosh. One of the residents decisively declares that this ghost is that of a local resident who resided here in Oshkosh some decades ago.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object is rumored to have been witnessed on frequent occasions annihilating a map under a streetlamp in Oshkosh.
A giant sloth may now and then be made out rummaging around in a refrigerator in the kitchen of an Oshkosh
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home before dawn.
The ghost of a pregnant woman has repeatedly been observed checking out Blackbird Reef in detail at night.
The ghost of a youthful guy dressed in a jacket is regularly made out relaxing at a table in an Oshkosh house.
A decapitated guy is known to have been spotted on a few occasions smoking a pipe in High Cliff
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State Park right by the park headquarters.
Galileo may frequently be seen in a wild zone close to Oshkosh.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from space can be seen frequently spitting at passing cars by a gloomy highway in close proximity to Oshkosh.
A very large donkey has from time to time been witnessed sipping regular unleaded from a gasoline pump at a fuel station in Oshkosh.
A massive llama is occasionally distinguished walking a Collie on a dark night on a shadowy Oshkosh residential street.
The spirit of a nurse with a blood-covered uniform has supposedly been perceived on several instances peeping through residence windows in Oshkosh late at night. Several of the locals claim this ghost likes frightening folks who come searching for ghosts in Oshkosh.
A very large argali may now and then be perceived watching movies in an Oshkosh living room in the early morning hours.
A big terrifying monster was seen rummaging around in garbage cans on an Oshkosh residential street.
A space invader
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from planet Pluto materialized hovering in the air like a cloud in Oshkosh.
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Ghost Sightings From Oshkosh
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Ghost Sightings From Oshkosh
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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