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The spirit of an old Indian chief is rumored to have been made out on a small number of occasions in a store in the Ontario area. Loads of folks who live here assert this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolhardy people who are fearless enough to interrupt the calm in Ontario. In any event, it sure is a menacing ghost that any commonsensical person would not want to come across.

An extraterrestrial explorer from another world was spotted at midnight giving a guided outing of Flag Rock to a cluster of ghosts.
    
A space man from Mars materialized up on the summit of Mount Pisgah trying to locate a book.

The spirit of an old cleaning lady was perceived in Wildcat Mountain State Park before sunrise guzzling motor oil. This precise ghost has been spotted time and again in this location.

An enormous panther was made out dragging a cadaver from the ice cold water of Billings Creek in the early morning hours.

 

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