|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Okauchee.
A gargantuan alligator was spotted at Delafield Fish Hatchery Dam at night taking in the scenery.
An alien explorer from deep space materialized piling chunks of concrete on the water's edge of Lake Nagawicka 46.
The ghost of a young lady wearing a blood-splattered wedding dress was perceived downing blood from a cup down by the water at Buzzard Point. This is one of those ghosts that is distinguished repeatedly around here.
A space man from Mars emerged on the summit of Lapham Hill very late at night gazing at the sight.
The Abominable Snowman was perceived flinging stones into the stream at Little Oconomowoc River late at night.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Okauchee
Submit a lie about Okauchee, Wisconsin:
Other untruthful towns near Okauchee, Wisconsin:
Oconomowoc, Wisconsin, 2 miles away
Nashotah, Wisconsin, 3 miles away
Delafield, Wisconsin, 4 miles away
Ashippun, Wisconsin, 7 miles away
Hartland, Wisconsin, 7 miles away
Dousman, Wisconsin, 7 miles away
Wales, Wisconsin, 7 miles away
North Prairie, Wisconsin, 9 miles away
Ixonia, Wisconsin, 10 miles away
Rubicon, Wisconsin, 11 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Wisconsin
|
Ghost Sightings From Okauchee
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
MORE JOKES
|
